Rants
Don’t Take That Tone With Me
Don’t Take That Tone With Me My friend T bought a first generation iPad. I thought it was stupidest…
November 9, 2017-
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RantsSpeak No Evil
Speak No Evil I don’t remember how old I was when I stopped believing in Santa Claus. It was…
October 19, 2017 -
RantsHey Fuckface, Don’t Call Me “Sweetheart”
Hey Fuckface, Don’t Call Me “Sweetheart” Names are meaningful and significant, and the ability to name is a powerful…
July 31, 2017 -
RantsFriends Don’t Let Friends
Friends Don’t Let Friends Imagine how awful it would be to have no friends. And I don’t mean imaginary…
April 3, 2017 -
RantsTaxonomy of Drunks
Taxonomy of Drunks There are two kinds of people in the world: those who think that there are two…
March 29, 2017 -
RantsStating the Obvious
Stating the Obvious A couple of weeks later and I am still digesting the shit pie that was the…
March 14, 2017 -
RantsCaveman Diet Evangelism
Caveman Diet Evangelism It always happens the very moment I sit down to dinner. Except if it happens when…
June 25, 2016 -
RantsFind the Time to Be Nice
Find the Time to Be Nice: a Restaurateur’s Rant Readers of this blog might reasonably conclude that I am…
February 2, 2016 -
RantsThe Customer is Not Always Right
The Customer is Not Always Right A couple of years ago, we decided to sell our house. For fifteen…
November 12, 2015 -
RantsTeaching Kids to Cook and Eat Their Vegetables – Part Two
Teaching Kids to Cook and Eat Their Vegetables – Part Two “Mama, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to…
September 29, 2015